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No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 24 points 7 months ago (14 children)

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  • [–] -2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (12 children)

    Baseball?

    Edit: *Gasp. Downvote!?! Very well:

    Top 5 oldest and heaviest MLB players active in the 2026 season, including their age, height, and weight:

    Rich Hill
    Age: 45
    Height: 6’5" (196 cm)
    Weight: ~210 lbs (95 kg)

Justin Verlander
    Age: 43
    Height: 6’5" (196 cm)
    Weight: ~225 lbs (102 kg)

Max Scherzer
    Age: 41
    Height: 6’3" (191 cm)
    Weight: ~220 lbs (100 kg)

Chris Martin
    Age: 38
    Height: 6’4" (193 cm)
    Weight: ~240 lbs (109 kg)

Carlos Santana
    Age: 39
    Height: 6’1" (185 cm)
    Weight: ~235 lbs (107 kg)

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Not sure where you’re getting this info from, because it’s horribly wrong.

    Per Baseball Reference, corroborated by Savant:

    • Rich Hill is not an active MLB player
    • Verlander weighs 240
    • Scherzer weighs 208
    • Martin is 39yo, 6’8”
    • Santana is 40yo, 5’10” 210lb

    Leaving aside that you’re calling 43yo/6’5”/240lb “old and fat”—that’s below average BMI even before accounting for BMI not accurately representing the fatness of elite athletes

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  • [+] -6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I'm too lazy to verify your shitpost isn't doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    These people are normal weight

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  • [–] -5 points 7 months ago* (2 children)
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