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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. (gizmodo.com)

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[+] minorkeys@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

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[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yep but instead of "name something a woman keeps in her purse" it's "write my legal document" or "is it ok to lick a lamp socket"

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[–] felbane@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Great question! The answer to all three of your queries is "yes." Would you like me to search for the nearest lamp socket?

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[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago

Hey felbane llm, should I get a face tattoo?

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