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[–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Alternately, it'll be sold as a premium feature.

"Normal ticket, on an old fashioned deathtrap plane: $299 NOTE: CRASHES HAVE AN ALMOST 0% SURVIVAL RATE. PLEASE CHECK THIS BOX TO ACKNOWLEDGE ACCEPTANCE OF YOUR IMPENDING DOOM. [ ] PLEASE SUBMIT NEXT-OF-KIN NOTIFICATION PHONE NUMBER ______

"Premium SafetyFirst^TM^ plane ticket: $1999.

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