For me it was "Your mom looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings.". My best friend took a few seconds to process what I just said to him and then started crying laughing. Good times. I think it was the deadpan delivery that killed him.

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[–] 11 points 1 year ago

Tried a new Italian place in town and told everyone at work it was: "Chef Boyardee at Olive Garden prices"

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