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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Having candles on your birthday cakes at all is pretty gay at that age

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[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

You don't have candles on your birthday cake just because you're grown up? What a sad life.

No homo, but I love to blow a big candle on my b-day.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Big candle sounds like a plausible euphemism like bull or twink.

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I've never seen a sentence use the same dumb logic it criticizes so succinctly before

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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It is an most joyful occasion for gaiety...

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

It’s a joke

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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago

Yep thanks, picked up on that, so was my reply. Whoosh, I guess.

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