Microblog post: "As it was proclaimed in the ancient scrolls of Lenin!". Picture of Lenin with a quote supposedly by him: "We will have women as the main characters of new video games in order to anger men who have never had sexual intercourse"
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[–] 2 points 7 months ago

I can't say I agree with the Bayonetta comment, but it's because I only played it at a friend's house a few times growing up and think it'd go over as well as a Final Fantasy movie.

FF 13 sucked for me. The sudden transition to even more linear environments, my salt about a lack of turn based combat, and the oh-my-god-they-out-finalled-their-fantasy with the cutscenes longer than dissertations. I love Sazh, love Fang, I fucks with Vanille and I low key love lightning design and a return to the gun blade. None of that could save that game for me, though. Oh, and fuck turning gods into vehicles, that Shiva-cycle was lame

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