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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 7 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 121 points 7 months ago* (5 children)

For people who can't be bothered to click a link

a relevant xkcd comic- Number 624

Hah. didn't save you a click

hah. you clicked again

Sorry, it's 5 am an I'm still doomscrolling.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

For people who can't be bothered to click a link

It's like a bible reading technique: not reading it, just pretending to know what it says.

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[–] WbrJr@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Jokes on you. Boost does not support spoilers, making it 0 clicks.

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I clicked all your spoilers, it kinda triggered my dopamine receptors. More plz

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

pop pop pop the bubblewrap spoilers

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