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[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 158 points 7 months ago (4 children)

They were down for like entire day once because they moved that server to a new location by train. In a backpack.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 68 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I am disappointed. A few servers have been moved via train and stayed online. Codeberg should do better.

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[–] aarmea@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

If that was their only downtime that year, that would have resulted in 99.7% uptime.

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[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Migrations should always incur downtime

"Hey we're migrating, take a break for a week"

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 months ago

Lol, awesome.

Annoyingly I noticed that the status page only shows the past 22 minutes to 1 hour for the primary services. I have no idea why, and there doesn't seem to be a way to look further back. But the badge says 99.45% uptime over the last 14 days, so that's probably right.

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