I told my mortgage broker what I’d been put through financially as a part of my divorce so that he had an idea of how long it would take for the settlement to get organised (he’d already been made to wait four months). He was like “oh, that’s really rough” to which I responded “eh, you get used to it.”

Gave him a bit of a laugh that I was so nonchalant about it but what else you do after being dragged through it for 3 years? At some point you run out of “it is what it is”.