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[–] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

Why would Picard bother when his ready room has his own private toilet?

The only change he needs is to have the aquarium INSIDE the bathroom for quiet reflection.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    He should have a little door that slides open and lets him see the fishes when he's pooping, and then closed again to hide the head when he's not using it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Hilarity ensues when Worf walks into the ready room while that's going on, sees the Captain's distorted face gazing through the spherical fishbowl, and reflexively whips out his phaser and starts blasting what he assumes to be the Monster of the Week.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    This. If there's actually a toilet, then how does it work? I imagine the toilet probably works like the replicators do. You notice how when anyone on board the Enterprise eats, there's dishes, but no sinks/dishwashers? When they're finished eating, they literally set the dirty dishes down in the replicator and they're instantly returned back to energy. I imagine the toilets work under the same principle.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    What are the two spare turbolifts for?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    One is for emergencies, one is for exclusive use for the Executive Officer in Charge of Radishes.

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