▲ 1766 ▼ Working outside (lemmy.world) submitted 7 months ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 194 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://x.com/zeynepmyenisey
[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 99 points 7 months ago (13 children) No work is getting done there. They’re pretending it does. permalink fedilink source hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 83 points 7 months ago (8 children) As opposed to the office where I’m definitely not doing just enough to not get fired permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago (7 children) Turns out as long as you have your browser and inbox open and frown at your screen when your boss walks by, most people won’t question it any further permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Grimy@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago Sometimes, I'll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud "hmmmm" so it's clear I'm thinking and doing a difficult task. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (3 children) Executives fuckin love a dashboard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It's also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn't been pulling their weight because I'll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago Accurate haha. It's funny but also sad to open a website you've built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code. permalink fedilink source parent [–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago Sounds like my job description permalink fedilink source parent [–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) Sounds like California permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago wat permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago The code is compiling LLM is training. ok? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 83 points 7 months ago (8 children) As opposed to the office where I’m definitely not doing just enough to not get fired permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago (7 children) Turns out as long as you have your browser and inbox open and frown at your screen when your boss walks by, most people won’t question it any further permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Grimy@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago Sometimes, I'll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud "hmmmm" so it's clear I'm thinking and doing a difficult task. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (3 children) Executives fuckin love a dashboard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It's also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn't been pulling their weight because I'll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago Accurate haha. It's funny but also sad to open a website you've built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago (7 children) Turns out as long as you have your browser and inbox open and frown at your screen when your boss walks by, most people won’t question it any further permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Grimy@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago Sometimes, I'll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud "hmmmm" so it's clear I'm thinking and doing a difficult task. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (3 children) Executives fuckin love a dashboard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It's also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn't been pulling their weight because I'll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago Accurate haha. It's funny but also sad to open a website you've built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago Sometimes, I'll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud "hmmmm" so it's clear I'm thinking and doing a difficult task. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (3 children) Executives fuckin love a dashboard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It's also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn't been pulling their weight because I'll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago Accurate haha. It's funny but also sad to open a website you've built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (3 children) Executives fuckin love a dashboard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It's also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn't been pulling their weight because I'll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago Accurate haha. It's funny but also sad to open a website you've built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It's also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn't been pulling their weight because I'll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago Accurate haha. It's funny but also sad to open a website you've built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago Accurate haha. It's funny but also sad to open a website you've built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago Sounds like my job description permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 child) Sounds like California permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago wat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago The code is compiling LLM is training. ok? permalink fedilink source parent
