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[–] 35 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Summon 8 monkeys, command half of them to attempt to stabilize the Paladin. They'll probably be fine for a round if they just went down

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The bad news is the monkey's poor rolls mean they didn't stabalize the paladin. The good news is they found a typewriter and have a pretty good rough draft going on the complete works of Shakespeare.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Ambiguous "they"s make it look like you want those monkeys to fellate the paladin

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