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Some White South Africans Are Reportedly Leaving U.S. to Return Home Amid Safety Concerns: 'I Don't Want to Live in a Place Like This' (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 7 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Damn, even white refugees say naaahhhhh!

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He loves space so much, let's send him to the sun.

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's actually extremely hard to send things to the sun. There's a huge amount of energy in our orbit around the sun that has to be overcome. :)

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[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I think it would suffice to just launch in the general direction of the sun.

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Only because he would orbit for a very long time and run out of oxygen, sure.

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