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Meta is planning sweeping layoffs as AI costs mount (www.reuters.com)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/technology@lemmy.world
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[–] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

See we replaced people with costs to run virtual people that would make oracle blush. Are the virtual people any good? Goodness no.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, but they provide hallucinations and bug-ridden, incomprehensible code faster than anyone! That's progress, right? Right?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Through great effort we have molded this once analog curiosity into a digital ouroboros... to very nearly duplicate Kyle from accounting!

    ... Admittedly this would be the Kyle following the unfortunate kick to the head from that clydesdale.

    Nevermind that! We've gone ahead and laid off the rest off accounting and now Kyle² is wielding immesurable power to... Oh. Oh dear.

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