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Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report Shows (sentientmedia.org)

submitted 8 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 42 points 8 months ago (4 children)

They should check the Oval Office. There's plenty to be found there.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world [S] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That’s Donald’s diaper. The Oval Office is full of hot air (mostly methane).

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 8 months ago

I think you mean “offal orifice.”

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

I hear when it's full they call it the oval office

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