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“God is nonbinary”: GOP activates over Talarico’s past comments characterizing him as too radical for Texas (www.texastribune.org)

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[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago (12 children)

I have no opinion on if God is NB. But he's very clearly in a same-sex union with Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

The Holy Throuple

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[–] danglybits27@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit, gaymen.

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

I've had a pastor argue it a number of years ago and it did make sense at the time, it was based on how God referred to using a feminate city name or something similar

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[–] RainbowHedgehog@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

God is dating his son???

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

That really isn't that weird in the grande scheme of things

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

or particularly unusual for deities

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

they just call each other daddy

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[–] cooltrainer_frank@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

God is a power bottom in the throuple with his son and a ghostly entity

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

Nah, God is a Trinity. Therefore they're nonbinary. Also, since the religious right doesn't want to imagine God as using their obviously male penis in any way, shape, or form, they're asexual.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

So God is a Thruple, got it.

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[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I upvoted and then I took it back just in case any of this stuff is real.

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[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I would have thought the Holy Spirit would have been repping the feminine style in the throuple.

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