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[–] 30 points 8 months ago (9 children)

I’ll go back to buying porn in person with cash.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    “So just ball bludgeoners 2, heavy breathing from the closet 42, and my little cumshot: friendship with benefits. Will that be all?”

    “Toss in a tube of KY and a hemorrhoid cream. Mama’s going cave diving tonight.”

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It didn't feel even remotely normal even when it was normal.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I dunno, I’ve been in plenty of porn and sex shops and the atmosphere was usually reminiscent of a convenience store with sparkles. It’s genuinely not a big deal, unless you begin spontaneously masturbating in the aisle. Paying for porn again, that’s the weird part for me.

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