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Would you? (media.piefed.social)

submitted 8 months ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 32 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Look, I'm not saying I'd gleefully burn Nvidia to the ground. I'm just saying I wouldn't help put out the fire.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I’d piss on nVidia, though.

Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.

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