altphoto comments on House kills effort to release all congressional sexual misconduct and harassment reports

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hey, please tell us when you login to any computer or phone by letting the device scan your facial telemetry please.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I will straight up give them a scan of my star spangled butthole.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

First of all, that's the most patriotic thing I've heard in recent memory.

Secondly, you should probably get that checked out.

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