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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 71 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Flashback to a kid in my class who ruined his entire highschool time by saying "my name is [name] and I breed rabbits" during the first 10 minutes of school.

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[–] webadict@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Man, kids at your school were fucking stupid. That kid had shittons of rabbits that needed petting.

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

So many school problems could have been solved by saying "you guys are dumb fucks."

I mean the teacher saying that.

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Oof, that's rough. Was it an urban school? I grew up in an agricultural area and I swear pretty much everybody was breeding something

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Yes it was. It was also the early 00's and we were a bunch of 12 year old shits, and he was (in hindsight) rather on the spectrum.

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