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[–] 14 points 8 months ago (9 children)

You're allowed to have sex before marriage if your fellow Jehova's Witnesses jump up and down on the bed and your genitals accidentally fit together.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    What about a friendly prostate exam among friends?

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