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Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Well, it's not on the flag, thankfully. The flag is just a tricolor. Putting coats of arms on flags is a bad idea.

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[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Coats of arms are for rookies. Real flags have AK-47s.

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[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

Gatdamn that goes hard

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 months ago

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