Hey, don't besmirch the good Satan lovers, they mostly want orgies.

IF ONLY. Lucifer is a pretty cool guy

That’s not fair, satanists are some of the kindest, most ethical people you are likely to meet.

Slight correction may be in order here...the target of your ire should probably be the conservative fundamentalists (aka Y'all-Qaeda) in the US; the Satanic Temple folks are generally atheists and seem pretty chill to an outsider like me.