What a fucking Dingus!

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[–] 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Having been a 14-year-old boy once, I'm guessing his nose would get pregnant.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    That's why they say a sneeze is 1/8^th^ of an orgasm[^0][^1].

    [^0]: Don't hold me to that specific value for a wide variety of reasons. I chose 8 because 8-choose. Excuse me. [^1]: Also, while reading up on this, I landed on the wiki page for sexually induced sneezing. Turns out there's erectile tissue in the nose (and not in a crude "your mother" joke temporary kind of way) so "nose boner" could be a way to describe one's response to a pleasant smell.

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