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[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!

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[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago

My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!

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