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Anon hates reddit (lemmy.world)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah everyone knows about the IPA

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

"I was sucking my wife's cock the other day, and it reminded me of this International Phonetic Alphabet I had recently!"

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've had that kind of sex lol.

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[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never fuck a linguist.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The only linguists I've fucked are cunnilinguists. But I do fuck nerds with adhd…

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

But they are so good with their mouths!

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