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One rainy Sunday afternoon a matron knocks on the backdoor of the local bordello. Timidly, she asks to speak to the madam. The madam greets the lady in the parlor and offers her some tea. Hesitantly the lady explains her situation.

Her son is almost 25 years old and all he's interested in is books. When he was a young boy she was happy that he was so studious, but now it's time for him to go out into the world. She's tried getting him to get friends and meet women his age, but all he wants to do is study.

The madam says that she's got the perfect solution. She has a worker who is lactating. Old men come and taste her milk and become virile. The madam is sure that the young lady can open the flood gates.

Arrangements are made, and a few days later the young man is escorted into the worker's room. He was told that he needs to see her for a medical treatment, and must do everything she says.

She sits on his lap, removes her blouse and offers him a nipple. He starts sucking and his face gets red. A little more and he starts breathing heavy. A bit more and he begins to sweat.

The worker moves around a little, leans over and whispers in his ear, "Is there anything else you'd like?"

"Maybe you've got a cookie?"