So you're offering to manage my ~40 services, and make sure that all the dependencies are met - and none conflict...?

I mean, I enjoy hosting things myself, but I'm not going to invite issues that have been resolved by simple solutions. I've been around the block with dependency hell, fuck all of that. Now if I was getting paid like 6 figures instead of zero, sure boss, whatever the fuck you say boss, job security all day long. But unless you're offering, I'm sticking with the easy way.