Here is my list of terrible movie adaptations:
- Chips. I loved the show as a kid. The movie was an utter mess. None of the gags worked, there was a joke about eating ass that the movie kept doing call backs too that just got more and more cringey.
On a side note, I have checked out some Chips episodes as an adult and OOOF nostalgia really has rose colored glasses.
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The Mod Squad: The show was a precurser to 21 Jump Street and very much a counter culture cop show. It was just so so cool. The movie adaptation was a flaming bag of shit that just made no sense. The casting was spot on, but there just nothing for them to do other than look cool.
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The Avengers. No, not the Vanilla ice cream that is the Marvel stuff. The Avengers was a show about British spy Duo John Steed and Emma Peel. It had cool spy gadgets, stiff suits, Diana Rigg (Peel) in sexy outfits and was a ton of fun. The movie had none of the above. The movie was devoid of charm, fun, laughs in fact it is fair to say the movie failed in everyway a movie can.
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Aeon Flux: In the early days of Adult Swim, it had a really cool bunch of shorts about a superspy infiltrating various “fortresses of solitude” and having shootouts with loads of bad guys. It was great for the five minute shorts. It absolutely was a dull boring train wreck as a movie. The most impressive thing the movie did was make Charlize Theron look dumpy in skin tight clothing.