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submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago (5 children)

That is a management cubicle.

This is the cubicle you are applying for: (chair not included)

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Those walls are awful tall there, cant even see your monitor over it!

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 9 points 9 months ago

they can see your monitor fine with all the "security" software they put on the system.

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I'd take a confessional booth over an open office floor.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago

The notepad lowers the desk neatness score in my workplace.

not sarcasm 😑. 5/5 is empty desk. i dk who thought that was acceptable metric.

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You get walls?

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