Come into my house with shoes on and you'll be lucky to leave alive

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[–] 63 points 9 months ago* (9 children)

Buncha weirdoes ITT. As soon as I get in the door, my house or yours, you can bet I'm stripping down to just my shoes and nothing else.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Fuck society and their oppressive insistence on wearing “pants”.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    I gotta say it’s one of the benefits of kids being at college - everything constricting comes off as I walk in the door, there’s no one’s objection to consider. You might not want to make a surprise visit unless you’re ok with seeing me in my underwear

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