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[–] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Coming soon: ICE agents will now walk you over to the voting booth, point out the correct answers, and watch you to make sure you ace the test.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    i can't vote without my voting knife and my voting joint! also my voting semiautomatic shotgun! also did you know you theoretically can't be arrested for your conduct in a voting booth, which is why there's that guy who smoked a joint in the voting booth and then swallowed the roach every year for a while?

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