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[–] 82 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (12 children)

That’s why my CV looks so strong:

Director of Internal Audit; Enron Corp. (1998-2001)

Senior Vice President for Risk Management; Lehman Brothers (2002-2008)

Edit: for all the recruiters reaching out, I’m not interested. I’m currently Managing Director for Growth (Europe) at Tesla, and expecting to get a huge bonus after our Q4 2025 sales numbers are final.

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Head of security, Wold Trade Centre, NY, 1995-2001.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago* (1 child)
    • Head of QC for O-Ring production, NASA, Jan 1983 - Oct 1986
    • Pipeline Integrity Officer, Exxon Valdez, Oct 1986 - March 1989
    • Chief of Security and Intelligence, Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, Mar 1989 - Apr 1995
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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago
    • Head of QC for O-Ring production, NASA, Jan 1983 - Oct 1986

    I think you mean you worked for Morton Thiokol if you were in QC. I know, because I was in rocket component procurement at NASA around the same time, and I remember the contract very well for... reasons....

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