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[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago (3 children)

I'm not reading that much text from someone like you, but I hope it was cathartic to write.

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

Go back to Reddit.

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[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

No thanks! Go back to maple.

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago

3 weeks.

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