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Anon hangs out with a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 months ago (3 children)

“Nothing else in his apartment“? No towel, sock or Kleenex?

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[–] XaetaCore@lemmy.neondystopia.world 22 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of a video from /b/ where this prostitute goes "Where is your furniture, where do you fuck?" And then he goes "Everywhere" absurdity ensues, cannot share here due to rules

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[–] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

What do you think the chicken sandwiches are for?

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

You mean the napkins.

Right?

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