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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[–] Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Damn what a way to go, now the whole world knows he had a small dick as the last thing he does.

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not necessarily. Data suggests that most people that feels that way have average sized penises. It's not reality what fails to them, it's their ego.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Maybe he has a big penis and wanted a giant one? One to make a horse blush. One that makes you kick people when you get an erection in public

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[–] October1@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

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