"My republican party has gone to shit! I'm embarassed to be assosiated with these assclowns!"

Those are his exact words. I can communicate with ghosts. He totally said that. Word for word.

Also, your great grandmother is upset you never call her. I tried explaining that you have no way of doing that, but she's stuborn. You know how she gets. She refuses to admit she's been dead for 35 years.