NixOS is the best operating system I absolutely cannot recommend to anyone - Anurag Singh
(www.xda-developers.com)
At least as long as you don't really need WiFi of course...
Hey, now – the NonGuix repo. exists!
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For those unfamiliar, it contains software with proprietary elements that otherwise can't make it into the Guix software repository, à la non-free for Debian.
You can get the normal Linux kernel and all the hardware compatibility you'd typically expect easily through NonGuix.