I don't think the kids hate it, just that the attention span isn't what it used to be.
But it also works for us imo, to a degree. I at least find the pacing of 80's or 90's tv much calmer. And I daresay a movie from the B&W era would be slower still.
And I don't think there's yet a professional short-form making masterclass so that's where the kids end up