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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Always favor composition over inheritance if you can.

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[–] logi@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

All absolute statements are false.

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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

all of them?

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yes. They just introduced a paradox to our logic, therefore everything is true.

But also no, because that contradiction also implies everything is false.

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[–] logi@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Seems perfectly cromulent to me!

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