Star Wars actually has a couple in the Legends.
They’re by no means great reads, but they were enjoyable and didn’t rely too much on main Star Wars casts to tell the stories.
Now to show how silly they are, one uses a direct rip of a Taken quote…
Listen to me, Trace told him. I don't know who you are, but I am in possession of a very special set of skills. If you bring my sister back right now, unharmed, then I'll let you go. But if you don't, I promise you, I will track you down. I will find you. And I will make you pay