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[–] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

He's not going because he's terrified of California, specifically the Bay Area. He probably believes all that bullshit they spew on Fox News about not being able to walk three steps without landing in human feces (that's just my apartment).

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    We should crown fund you a roomba for the poop floor

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    i already have a roomba. it's full. i just poop A LOT

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