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[–] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

welcome to the orphan crushing machine that first crashes the mother. you also gotto love the slight "polices are heroes and caring human beings" twist.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Don't be ridiculous. The machine that crushes the mother is not the orphan crushing machine - that's the orphan making machine. Different part of the same pipeline. Don't confuse them - they are maintained by different companies.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The companies are subsidiaries of the same parent corporation. They can control the amount of orphans in circulation at will. Congress said "definitely not a monopoly" so it's all good though.

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