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[–] 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Everyone knows the warnings on paint thinner is because the illuminati doesn't want us to know how to open our fourth eye.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    That's just what they want you to believe (it's actually the fifth eye)!

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    The only way to see Sasquatch is by opening all five of your eyes (that we know of so far)

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    If you really want to try some, you could use d-limonene. It's just orange oil (like you get when you squeeze an orange peel), is edible, and is basically a kerosene-like hydrocarbon. It's used in hand soap and works for stripping paint, and you can run multi-fuel camp stoves off of it, too!

    Careful ingesting it though, as it isn't always food grade due to extraction methods/additives. It causes kidney tumors in rats, but the mechanism is known and is not relevant to humans.

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