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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They force you at gunpoint at work? To use Windows?????

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Yes. They stuck the barrel up my butt and threaten to pull the trigger. Gonna turn me into a big polo mint.

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[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 0 points 9 months ago

Life savers? What the fuck is a polo mint. Ay mate is it raining cats and dogs over there?

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