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Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AI (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Lewino@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

On one hand, being raised by an LLM is going to completely destroy the minds of children.

On the other hand, an LLM is probably a better parent than a lot of the weirdos having kids.

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

An LLM is just going to rehash known decisions made by a lot of the real weirdos having kids, but without any thought behind which of them are used when.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago

https://zim.fandom.com/wiki/Irken_Smeet

Zim's first words: "I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm!"

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