I got left-handed scissors for the first time about a year ago, and holy shit, the urge to cut everything.
The fact that scissors don't hurt my hand and make it cramp for some stupid reason.
The fact that I can just glide through gift-wrap like it was paper instead of something that tears and shatters and shreds and looks ugly no matter how hard I work...
If you're left-handed and you think left-handed scissors are a meme, go and spend the $14 that it costs for a pair of left-handed scissors and report back and tell me that that shit is not life-changing.
Left-handed scissors will make a left-handed person feel like they have been being betrayed and deceived and lied to their entire fucking life.