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[–] 14 points 10 months ago*

"I have a hemorrhoid. It's like an infected blood vessel on your ass. I'm nine years old, and I have a hemorrhoid, Stan. I have a hemorrhoid, and, Cartman has his own theme park."

Ok so I don't actually have a hemorrhoid, but bad things do happen to good people. And Cartman has $193M in this example.

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