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That escalated quickly... (programming.dev)

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Every time you install Linux, Linus clips a penguin’s wings.

Think of the penguins. Stop using Linux.

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[–] xoggy@programming.dev [S] 2 points 10 months ago

And careful with those unix systems. Every time someone compiles Minix, Andrew Tanenbaum shaves a raccoon's ass.

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