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Was not able to find programming_horror (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by vaderaj@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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If this ain't bad enough, their philosophy is cherry on the cake

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[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

5 Repeat until completion

What the fuck IS completion here? Just running indefinitely until the user manually kills the loop?

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Just analyze the code and see if it halts. Simple.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Completion here is when shareholders orgasm simultaneously.

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[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Sometimes it the model just decides it's perfect sometimes it keeps adding unit tests and features. I've also heard of cases where it determines it's in a loop a kills it's PID lol

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